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created on 06/04/2008  |  http://fubar.com/updates/b221150

Craigslist

spokane craigslist > free stuff please flag with care: Free Husband, used but servicable. Reply to: sale-836081862@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-10, 7:50PM PDT One free husband. Still frisky, has all his shots and is potty trained. He does have a tendency to mark his territory, a slight obsession with his own genitalia but I have put in years of training and he will now stop scratching on command. This Husband does not come with a warranty and is offered 'as is.' He know many jokes and 'tricks', plays well with others and can do complicated math in his head. To be upfront about his flaws I will say that he has a tendency to buy too many shoes, re-arranges the house at random and believes that women were created to pleasure him. He Is a very pleasant drunk and rarely throws up, however he will relieve himself in public if you don't keep a sharp eye on him. I am offering this Husband for free in hopes that you will abuse him and he will come back to me with a better attitude. He is convinced that because I won't allow a few absurdities (some that can't be mentioned on Craigslist) that he can find better. I say after ten years he needs to experience a little horror. I appreciate any help in this area. You may starve him, tie him up or simply ignore him for a week, whatever your pleasure. But do not give him good wine or Anal or he may never come home. Thanks for looking, I hope you enjoy this free Husband, I know I have. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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