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kristoffs nsfw photography's blog: "photoshoot journal"

created on 12/10/2006  |  http://fubar.com/photoshoot-journal/b32989  |  1 followers
so before I get into posting any pics of my weekend in NJ/NYC I wanted to post about the "private" Cradle of Filth afterparty at Snitch in NYC... but as im half-3/4 drunk I wanted to post it now before I forgot...

and before I get into detials... I find it amusing that the drunken crew of Dani Filth, Charles and the new drummer from Cradle, were hanging with Joey from Slipknot and one of the 3 Inches of Blood crew IN THE GUYS BATHROOM as I was taking a piss... I thought only girls hung out in the bathroom hahahah...

on top of that Sarah from Cradle peeks her head in the guys bathroom and says "hey you bastards we have a bus call.... wait this scares me as I KNOW ALL OF YOU..." which just made me laugh...

but past that bizzaro moment... I was suprised that I walked from the bar to my hotel (14 blocks up side streets)  heres how things went from my pov...after using the jacuzzi/bath in my room I pass out for a bit and text Myk (ex-bluegrape) and see what he's doing as I was drinking with him last night... (and the story of the girl that fit 4 live frogs in her vagina before it was sealed up with wax still makes me shiver) but he doesn't make it and neither does Barbedwire (who I shot today) to hit the club... so I wander to snitch around 11-1130 with a Jolt 40oz half filled with cherry jolt and half filled with jager (as jager is $9/shot n nyc and I'd rather spend my $$ as a collective instead of drinking overpriced myself hahaha)....

I walk about 14 blocks down and over and get to snitch which is FILLED with crew that looks under 21 but is covered in 69eyes gear and totally in "fanboy" mode...

acey slade walks in (from what bands I dont remember but I remember meeting him about 2 years ago and was really impressed with how NICE he was... but I said shit, as im sure he wont remember me from any other fan heh) and I hear a few girls giggling about him and keep talking to him...

69 eyes show... and I hit up Archzie, the drummer and the one guitarist that I dont remember their names adn catch them and reminded them of the "whiskey eye" from a previous blog and they all laughed remembering who I was and then we did a few shots collectively as it was cool to see them but as they were looking for "how do you say.... 'pussy'?" (cred: brian poshen) for the night I just sat back and waited to see dave from cradle as that was the main reason I came out...

2.5 hours and 4 shots (on top of the 4-5 I had when walking down to the club) later, dave shows with charles and rosie...

dave is FUCKED OFF due to a few personal reasons and of course I keep buying shots through the night to take him from pissed off to piss drunk heh...
I run into Joey from Slipknot and talk to him... im confused with the goatee he has as it totally doesnt fit him, and he doesnt remember me (which im not suprised) from that the ministry afterparty at the house of blue in cleveland where al(ien) jorgenson from ministry was booty dancing with the wet t-shirt contest girls and I pitched him a few flyers and stickers for porn...

oddly enough... and this chick I was good friends with supposedly knows joey and told me all these stories... well in mentioning her name tonight he doesnt remember her at all (as her name is pretty unique so it wouldn't be hard to narrow down who is who)... so all the stories she told me about him (and other bands now) in name dropping him totally go out the window, and I just lost a bit of faith in her stories as it seems its just a fan girl in action anymore... even if I haven't talked to her since last year sometime...

well past that random encounter... I met up with Vas from Hanzel Und Gretyl who was FUCKING HAMMERED... but didnt recognize me since I was wearing a hat and didn't have a 2 foot tall mohawk as she saw me last on ozzfest in 2005... but after she gave me shit and I said hey, I talked with her a bit about video soundtrack work and playing in cleveland but seems that everything i covered and I dont need to worry about it until october of 2007... saves me a few dimes, although I would like to see them again sooner heh...

as I'm running to the bar for more alcohol ammunition this chicks stops me, mistaking me for someone that actually has some sort of relevance to anything and says "hey you're *i dont remember the name* right?"... i just look at her in what I thought was a dumbfounded/half drunken stare... but I guess she found that hot and she stuck her tounge down my throat... which I of course went with as I was checking this chick out since I got there and wasn't about to argue with this reaction to a confusing question...

but I snagged her, dave, and the roadie guy I knew from Cradle a shot... but the chick bolted somewhere so I split it between the 3 of us and that just helped with the retardation...

past that I ran into the chick I fired that was running with Anderson and I for the Sounds tour in 2005 and I hadn't heard/seen here since either...  things on that tour went all but fucked up (and I thought she had beef with me since her "biggest mistake of 2005" was touring with us)... but as communication got a bit garbled due to loud noise and drunkeness I wandered off and tried to walk away from all of that as her boy (cradle's roadie) was a bit fucked off about one thing or another...

later Dave is 4 shades of shifaced, but I just kept wanting to up the antie (and as I got random free shots since I spent a bunch of $$ and also they thought I was with the bands?) and get him retarded before leaving... and then I ran into Charles from cradle and chattered with him for a bit and he was just going a mile a minute so it was kinda hard to keep up with a thick british accent hahaha...

anyway bus call comes... dave is already gone... sarah seems pissed... dani is piss drunk and charles/rosie are mia... and im too drunk to want to leave yet...

I sit around, watch the nyc drunx stagger around as jyrki from 69 eyes plays his single/cd for the 209348234 time tonight and that is my kick in the ass to leave...

remembering how to get back to the hotel I jet and wander towards it..

I hit up a random sub shop and grab some grub (where they have caling cards called "MY AFRICA CALLING CARD" which just confused me and seemed to make up a stereotype?) and come back to the hotel and finding the lobby filled with drunken (hot in that preppy kind of way) chicks rambling something in italian but I still just duck and cover as I wander to the elevator as italian chicks have more body hair than I do... so I wasn't in the social mood to get ass raped by hairy italian girls....

but the night overall was odd as I was going into a "scene" that I wasn't a part of after spending the past year being in the cleveland area where too many people know who I am... I kinda liked being the odd one out standing at the bar looking out of place... no drama, no bs, and some random chick who i'll never see again making out with me (BONUS!)anyway tomorrow I run to my moms... and I'll re-hash more/post pics then...

if I remember to anyway heh... 
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