Cowboy Code of Ethics
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Cowboy Code of Ethics
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...Neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in
your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few
who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence.
9. Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgement.
10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so
good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
