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The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell astory. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and nevermisses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane insteadof his gun." "As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sittingat the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot themagnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were hisfavorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody elsepumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
