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PITA BUNNY's blog: "LAUGH UR AZZ OFF!!!"

created on 09/19/2006  |  http://fubar.com/laugh-ur-azz-off/b3889  |  2 followers

COUNTRY BOY

country boy comes to the big city for the 1st time. he gets off the bus and walks thru the depot... they have such wonders! machines that'll give you a pop, candy, take your picture....and he sees a machine with a hole the size of a breadbox , chest high, that says " your shirts pressed, $!" "i gotta try that!" and puts a tee shirt in it. a board comes up, and iron comes down, presses, starches and folds it and shoots it back at him. " well i'll be damned!" next he sees a machine, hole at foot level, that says " your shoes shined,$!" he puts his boots in, and brushes come down, polish sqirts on, a buffer comes down and shoots them back at him. " i will be damned!" he goes in the restroom, and there's a machine, with a round hole at waist level.... "your wife away from home.....$1" " OH BOY!" out comes the dollar, he inserts himself.................. and starts screaming and shouting and pulls himself out!!!!!! and there's a button sewed on the end. what did YOU think it would do? :)
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