country boy comes to the big city for the 1st time. he gets off the bus and walks thru the depot...
they have such wonders! machines that'll give you a pop, candy, take your picture....and he sees a machine with a hole the size of a breadbox , chest high, that says " your shirts pressed, $!"
"i gotta try that!" and puts a tee shirt in it. a board comes up, and iron comes down, presses, starches and folds it and shoots it back at him.
" well i'll be damned!"
next he sees a machine, hole at foot level, that says " your shoes shined,$!"
he puts his boots in, and brushes come down, polish sqirts on, a buffer comes down and shoots them back at him.
" i will be damned!"
he goes in the restroom, and there's a machine, with a round hole at waist level....
"your wife away from home.....$1"
" OH BOY!" out comes the dollar, he inserts himself..................
and starts screaming and shouting and pulls himself out!!!!!!
and there's a button sewed on the end.
what did YOU think it would do? :)