I was talking to my g/f, and she was reading Cosmo, and telling me about their 50 "things you should do with/for/to your man" part, or the 21 "things that guys fuck up" section, and I've realized something....The women who write these so-called "informative" articles, are jaded, bitter, delusional individuals.
First off, there aren't 50 ANYTHINGS to "pleasing" your man. Usually there are only 4. Food, Sex, A compliment or two, and a moment of silence. All the other stuff is just extra. Besides, if you would just actually take the time to get to know your significant other, you would already know how to, or at least come up with new ways on how to please or excite your man.
And the whole bitter list of what guys don't do is written or compiled by women who fucked up or got fucked over by assholes that they always fall for, therefore ALL GUYS are just like that. So they get a whole bunch of pictures of models and celebrities with perfect hair and perfect bodies, along with the airbrush to make their faces look perfect, so they can make you feel worse about yourself. Tearing down your self esteem so you can buy whatever overpriced products they sell.
Now you're prone to any type of suggestion, and that's where the "lists" come in. They'll suggest to you all the ways in which your man is purely inadequate and just a complete asshole. Which makes you wanna start petty arguments and tiffs to justify whatever bullshit comes after the Paris Hilton expose' on page 64.
Don't believe me? My girl took the magazine to work to read, but never really got to it. While she was busy at work, some of her customers took a gander at it while waiting. And no fail, girlfriends are starting arguments with their unsuspecting lovers over a fuckin' magazine article. That's ok I guess, Cosmo will put out the "How to win him back" list in next month's issue. Evil fuckers....
But hey, that's just my opinion......my word ain't law.....
