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22, Female, Cincinnati, OH

Name:Lauren
Da Maine Man®
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Birthday:January 8th
Joined:September 3, 2006
Marital Status:Married
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(last updated:August 11, 2009 @ 4:30 pm)
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Not that anyone reads these but read The Little Prince, it explains the way I think.

I am obsessed with Crispin Glover and the amazing 80's band Oingo Boingo.

I plan on going to school for Mortuary Science. Morbid but totally interesting.

I like morbid and macabre art/life styles. Like the stop animation of The Quay Brothers or Absinthe arts.

I like to watch Dexter, True Blood, Degrassi, and all those shows on TLC about children, trannys, cakes, and the morbidly obese.

I have a passion for makeup and especially trying out new special effects makeup. I have about 5,000+ dollars in makeup, brushes, latex peices and so on.

I love the smell of windex, lemon pledge cleaner, gasoline, new plastic, and glue, and coffee grounds. I have probably killed a lot of brain cells.

The comic below explains my goals in life.




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I was a store manager for GameStop for 4 years, I don't want to talk video games.
Music:
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Assemblage 23, Ayumi Hamasaki, Bad Religion, Bauhaus, Ben Folds Five, Cab Calloway, Charles Manson, Chrisitan Death, Cradle Of Filth, Cursive, Danny Elfman, Depeche Mode, Devo, Duran Duran, Elliott Smith, Imperative Reaction, Journey, Katatonia, Malice Mizer, Nick Cave, Oingo Boingo, Pinback, Project Pitchfork, Radiohead, The Cruxshadows, The Cure, Tiger Army, Tiny Tim, Tori Amos, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim
Interests:
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Absinthe, Art, Bettie page, Black Cloves, Body modification, Booze, Dita von teese, Fetish models, Gun, Katamari Damacy, Makeup, Stand up comedy, Web comics, YTMND.com



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