• Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
• Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
• Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
• Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
• Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
• Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
• Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
• Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
• Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
• Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
• Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
• Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
• Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
• Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
• Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
• Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
• Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
• Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
• Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
• Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
• Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
