1. I got cut off after one drink in a bar last Monday for kissing a girl.. I guess it was still too early for that. No I wasn't drunk- she was just hawt. lol!
2. My new favorite hang out is a gay bar I stumbled into after getting cut off at above said bar. I wound up drinking a bottle of jack to my head and stumbled home at 11. Yeah I wound up showing all these gay guys my piercings- but it was a blast.
3. I don't remember much of the walk home- nor of the conversation that took place on the phone with umm my uhh friend after that. lol
4. Im not much of a JD person- I prefer Jameson's- but I was pretty impressed that I didn't throw up :P
5. I thought of a great joke today- but I blew him before I caught his name.
6. that was a joke.
7. I'm pretty kinky. Most of the time. Yeah like you couldn't guess. Hah!
8. I'm not much of a romantic even though I'm a helpless lovelorn poet lol.
9. I'm trying to learn how to write erotica.
10. I was craving something sweet today, but she wouldn't come home with me;)
The End! :P (yeah that last one was a joke too) lol
