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- A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries. - Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. (See "Demolition Man" and countless others) - Complex calculations and loading of huge amounts of data will be accomplished in under three seconds. Movie modems transmit data at a speed of two gigabytes per second. - When the power plant/missile site/whatever overheats, all the control panels will explode, as will the entire building. - If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen. (e.g., "Clear and Present Danger") - If a disk has got encrypted files, you are automatically asked for a password when you try to access it. - No matter what kind of computer disk it is, it'll be readable by any system you put it into. All application software is usable by all computer platforms. - The more high-tech the equipment, the more buttons it has ("Aliens"). However, everyone must have been highly trained, because the buttons aren't labeled. - Most computers, no matter how small, have reality-defying three-dimensional, real-time, photo-realistic animated graphics capability. - Laptops, for some strange reason, always seem to have amazing real-time video phone capabilities and the performance of a CRAY Y-MP. - Whenever a character looks at a VDU, the image is so bright that it projects itself onto his/her face. (See "Alien," "2001")
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