I am a sadistic, sarcastic smartass.
You say something stupid to me and I will call you out on it.
Case in point:
My PT said: Do you think the washer will work with cord hanging loose? (Picture him holding the ground for a FREEZER)
I replied: Absolutely, and I bet I could make a washer, dryer AND stove work with that cord hanging loose because that is a FREEZER DUMBASS!
He didn't speak to me for the rest of the day, but he has only a GED backing his reason.
I am:
Condescending.
Skeptical.
Conceited.
Grammatically Correct.
Well Read.
Well Spoken.
I am never happy with anything I have in life.
I think my job sucks. I think I haven't accomplished shit in life. I think I am a failure. I think people who haven't accomplished what I have are worthless by association to my inadequacies...
I tend to feign love in order to get laid.
I tend to fall in love with those I use.
I tend to be used by those I fall in love with.
My world is a viscious cycle of lies and half-truths that all point back to me. I start things I cannot finish. I pretend to be more important than I really am.
In the end I am alone.
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all...total crap.
Would you want to win the lottery just to find out it was a mistake and they took everything away?
Who thinks that is normal? You want to feel the best you ever have in life just to have it crash down around you? Fuck No!
I'd rather be dead than disappointed.
-Robert