> > Combat for Dummies > > > > Advice and instructions taken from actual military > > sources. Some of > > these guys must have had a sense of humor > > > > "Aim towards the enemy." > > --Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher > > > > "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our > > friend." > > --U.S. Marine Corps > > > > "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. > > The bombs are > > guaranteed to always hit the ground." > > --USAF Ammo Troop > > > > "If the enemy is in range, so are you." > > --Infantry Journal > > > > "A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher > > fire when you > > least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular > > in what's left of > > your unit." > > --Army's magazine of prevention maintenance > > > > "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over > > the area you just > > bombed." > > --U.S. Air Force manual > > > > "Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on > > ammo." > > --Infantry Journal > > > > "Tracers work both ways." > > --U.S. Army Ordnance > > > > "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." > > --Infantry Journal > > > > "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're > > afraid." > > --David Hackworth > > > > "If your attack is going too well, you're walking > > into an ambush." > > --Infantry Journal > > > > "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." > > --Joe Gay > > > > "Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." > > --Anon > > > > "Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to > > do." > > --Unknown Marine Recruit > > > > "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." > > --Infantry Journal > > > > "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up > > with him." > > --USAF Ammo Troop