It's that time of year again that we all love!
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>> WINTER IN COLORADO
>> Dear Diary:
>>
>>
>> AUG. 1
>> Moved to our new home in Denver. It is so beautiful
>> here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see
it
>> covered with snow. I LOVE IT HERE
>>
>> OCT. 14
>> Denver is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
>> are turning all different colors. I love the shades of red
and
>> orange. Went for a ride through the hills and saw some
deer.
>>They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on
e
>>arth. This
>> must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
>>
>> NOV. 11
>> Deer season will open soon. I can not imagine anyone
>> wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol
>> of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE
IT
>> HERE.
>>
>> DEC. 2
>> It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed
>> in white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and
cleaned
>> snow off the steps and shoveled the drive way. We had
>> a snowball fight today (I won).When the snowplow came by
>> we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful
place.
>> Mother Nature in perfect harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
>>
>> DEC. 12
>> More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his
trick
>> again that rascal. A winter wonderland. I LOVE IT HERE.
>>
>> DEC. 19
>> Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway
to
>> get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling.
>> Damn Snowplow!
>>
>> DEC. 22
>> More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters
on
>>my
>> hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around
>> the corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That
asshole!!!
>>
>> DEC. 25
>> "White Christmas" my busted ass. More snow. If I ever get
>> my hands on that son-of-a-bitch! who drives that snowplow,
>> I swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why
>> they don't use more salt on this freaking ice!
>>
>> DEC. 28
>> More of the same shit last night . Been inside since
Christmas
>> day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
>> anywhere. The car is buried in a mountain of white shit.
>> The weatherman says expect another 10 inches of this shit
>> tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10
>> inches is?
>>
>> JAN. 1
>> Happy freaking New Year My Ass!!. The weatherman was
>> wrong (AGAIN). We got 34 inches of snow this time. At this
>> rate it won't melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got
>> stuck down the road and shit for brains had the balls to
>> come t o the door and ask to borrow my shovel. I told him
>> I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling out the shit he
plowed
>> into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel over his head.
>>
>> JAN. 4
>> Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to
get
>> food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the
car
>> and I hit the damn deer. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the
>> car. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last
November.
>>
>> MAY 3
>> Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you
believe
>> the body is rotting away from all the Crap they keep
dumping
>> All over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.
>>
>> MAY 10
Moved to Florida today. I can not imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in the God forsaken State of Colorado.
