COLD IS A RELATIVE
THING. . . . . .
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in WY plant gardens.
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in WY sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in WY drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in WY throw
on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York
landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in WY have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above Zero
People in Miami
die.
WY People close the windows.
Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in WY get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Hollywood
disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in WY are selling cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in WY break out the snowshoes.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
WY People get upset because they can't start the Snow-mobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in WY start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
WYOMING
public schools will open 2 hours late
