36 Year Old
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From Norman, OK·
Joined on September 26, 2006
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Born on November 3rd
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About me huh??? Im a crazy girl. I love to have fun. I am probably one of the loudest people u will ever meet.I have some really really close friends who are amazing. I love my family, and my dog Buddy. My cousins are the shit...(and NICK) They look out for me, which is great! I go to school @ the University of Oklahoma. I love it here, but i miss home too. I love my OU FOOTBALL! So on Saturdays thats where I am @!!!I am single! For some reason I am the girl that wants to be in a happy relationship but can never seem to find one. I fall hard & fast. I AM NOT A WHORE, so dont get any ideas. I dont understand the concept of love, I dont think anyone does, I think it is something we made up to feel accepted. I hate it when someone tells me they love me, for the simple fact that I dond know what it really means. I drink beer & vodka, I like to have a good time! obviously.. :D I have a lot of flaws. I cnat spell sometimes, I dye my hair, i like to eat fast food & junk food. I spend a lot of money. I fall for ppl to fast. I trust EVERYONE! Even if u have already screwed me over, i will still trust & do anything for u. I like to drive my car for no reason, just to drive. I listen to music way too loud. It takes me almost 2 hours to get ready. I am shy when i dont know u, but loud when i do. I say stupid things. I dont think all the time. I drink too much. I say whats on my mind, without thinking it through. I am cranky and bitchy sometimes.But look past all the bad things, and u will find an amazing girl who loves to meet new ppl and make new friends! ♥
36 Year Old
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From Norman, OK·
Joined on September 26, 2006
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Born on November 3rd
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at thebar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at acorner table. He Gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks atthe biggest, meanest one in the face and says,"I went by your grandma'shouse today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. Hisbuddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at thedrop of a hat.The drunk leans on the table again and says,"I got it on with yourgrandma and she is good - the best I ever had!"The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad,but the biker still says nothing.The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk bythe shoulders and says"Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go home!"