When people meet you they know you're in the Air Force because
1. You have a RedBull in your hand and dark circles around your eyes
2. You wince when watching military movies and morning reveille plays
3. You would prefer to go to hell than visit Lackland any time soon
4. When you hear a jet flying over, you don't look at the sky in
amazement, the roaring sound just pisses you off...
5. You use words like dirtbag, huah, stellar, hooyah, and shit often.
6. You haven't slept since high school
7. You receive many briefings and personal lectures about STDS and
sexual assault ALL THE TIME
8. You avoid walking through the mud so your boots won't get dirty
9. You can't hear the sound that drives birds away from the flight Line
any more
10. You pretend you can't see officers so you don't have to salute
11. You count down the days until your paycheck and argue over which exact hour you get paid
12. You refer to Iraq as "the desert" or "downrange"
13. You hate to shave but when you're on leave you do it anyway
14. You must be on your death bed to miss work
15. If you have any dental problems you will be stalked until you go have them fixed
16. If you have ever drank an alcoholic beverage you have a substance abuse problem that must be addressed
17. Every friday you get a ton of lectures about drinking and driving
18. You have no personal life
19. You laugh at the cops even if you are one..
20. Your laughing stops when you have to work 12 hour shifts too
21. When you hang out with friends you randomly start comparing ironing methods
22. You know exactly how many years and months you have until you separate
23. You have a high tolerance for most energy drinks by now
24. You know 18 year old alcoholics
25. This list made you laugh knowingly
