to the get it in boys
A is for the Apple we made a bong
B is for the Bud we smoked from the apple
C is for the Cat in a bag we blew hits all night long
D is for the Dog waiting for the cat to get out the bag
E is for the Extasy we took on a bet
F is for the Friends who brought more beer
G is for GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
H is for "HIDE THE STASH THE COPS ARE HERE!"
I is for the Ice cream i ate from her pussy
mmmmmm chocolate vanilla swirl
J is for the twenty bottles of Jack daniels
K is for the Kangaroo that gave us the acid
L is for the LSD induced clams we fed the cops
M is for the Monkey that stole my beer
{fucking monkey i will kill you when i catch you}
N is for the Narcotics we wont ever do
O is for the Opium the monkey smoked
P is for the Paiodi that Jason brought
Q is for Quick were out of beer and the store closes at 10
R is for the 10 bottles of 151 Rum we drank
S is for the Six months it will take to clean-up
T is for the Ten virgins turned stripper ten drinks in to the party
U think you can handle our parties: i dont think so
V is for the vomiting that increased the paiodi high
W is for the 100 bottles of wet we couldnt party without
X is for the eXtra position i have to put my girl in just to bust a nut
Y judge me cause you cant handle yourself at this party
Z is for the month of sleep i need to recover
now you know the ABCs so
dont get caught at club 14th street slipping
