Taoism: sh-t happens
Confucianism: Confucious say "sh-t happens"
Buddhism: If sh-t happens, it really isnt sh-t
Zen Buddhism: sh-t is, and is not
Hinduism: this sh-t has happened before
Islam: if sh-t happens, it is the will of Allah
Catholicism: if sh-t happens, you deserve it
Protestantism: let sh-t happen to someone else
Presbyterianism: this sh-t was bound to happen
Episcopalianism: its ok if sh-t happens, just serve the right wine with it
Methodistism: its ok if sh-t happens, just serve grape juice with it
Congregationalism: sh-t that happens to one person is just as good as sh-t that happens to another.
Lutheranism: if sh-t happens, dont talk about it
Fundamentalism: if sh-t happens you will go to hell unless you are born again
Judaism: why does this sh-t always happen to us?
Seventh Day Adventism: no sh-t shall happen on saturday
Creationism: God made all sh-t
Secular Humanism: sh-t evolves
Scientologism: if sh-t happens dont call a doctor-pray! the sh-t happening is all in your mind see dianetics pg157.
Unitarianism: come let us reason together about this sh-t
Quakerism: Let us not fight over this sh-t
Darwinism: This sh-t was once food
Capitalism: thats my sh-t
Communism: its everybody's sh-t
Feminism: men are sh-t
Chauvinism: we may be sh-t but u cant live without us
Commercialism: lets package this sh-t
Mormonism: God sent us this sh-t
Jehovahism:>knock< >knock< may we have a few moments to show u our sh-t?
Hare Krishnaism: sh-t happens, rama rama
Rastafarianism: lets smoke this sh-t
Practicalism: deal with sh-t one day at a time
Agnosticism: sh-t might have happened; then again maybe not
Satanism: sneppah tihs
Atheism: i cant believe this sh-t
