Woodstock's blog: "The Failbox"

I love cleaveage, and so do you. If I had a pet angelfish, she'd love cleavage. My grandma probably loved cleaveage, and so probably does the squirrel right out side my window staring blankly at the light pole. Obama loves cleaveage, and even Ray Charles does, even though he can't see it. My computer loves cleaveage, my Fubar account loves cleaveage, my coffee, boots, guitar, yahoo messenger list, taskbar, broken partition, and all my bathroom acoutraments love cleaveage. Ok so you get the point. The subject is cleaveage.

Why would anyone discuss cleaveage, you might ask... Well it's because it's a treasured and beautiful thing that women passively showcase and abuse. In my opinion, in my own mind, women use cleaveage to attract attention like catnip to kittens. Well, newsflash: It works, and that attention might not be the kind you expect. I think in some cases, it can attract undesirable attention, like stalkers, and effectively, rape. Not cool. I know. Not a cool subject. But it's true. Women are hotter than men because they take care of themselves with more... attentiveness. It's bad enough that men are basically constantly thinking about sex. Now you post pictures and prance about in the cutest possible outfits you can come up with, showing cleaveage... Most men are like.. Breathes? Check. Boobs? Check. Hot? Check. Ok, I'll fuck it. That is ridiculous. Then you have all these pictures of these already knockout gorgeous women showcasing their succulent na-nas to gild the lily, as if we don't think about sex often as it is. Sure, we think about things like, sports, priorites, and hygiene, but in between those thoughts (I hate sports btw don't get twisted) really lie only 2 things: regret, and sex. I just think it's a shame. Girls go into a bar or a club dressed to kill and end up talking to a guy who's been staring at their tits all night, maybe end up with him, and get hurt cuz that guy obviously had a goal in mind: Must fuck person. Ridiculous!! Guys, girls have personalities. Yes, they have all these nice accessories to go along with them that make them even more shiny, but you can't tell me that a girl with a personality and a flat chest doesn't appeal to you. The personality is what makes the woman, not her bewbzors. Jesus. Guys are so selfish in general, I know - I'm a guy. Also, about old people and cleaveage, you may have been sizzling hot, leaving molten smoldering footsteps with smoke behind you, but now you either stopped having any respect for yourself, others, or are supremely desperate and it shows - and the men you end up with will end up being just another stepping stone to the next man. I don't really know my point, but boobs are fucking awesome and they're slightly less awesome when consistently and openly on display. It used to be like, "Man she's gorgeous. Check out those curves!" Now it's like, "Holy fuck she's a hottie check out that rack!" Cleaveage is a beautiful thing, in moderation, but the way its showcased on the pics on this site makes me want to go do myself. Honestly. And I'm not going to. That's a waste of generatio - ooooh.. booobies... *fap fap*