I have a wonderful idea on how we can pay off our national debt. Recently Saddam Hussein was found guilty and sentenced to DEATH BY HANGING. Being the opportunist I am, I say we put his hanging on Pay-Per-View. Now before you get all jacked and moralistic on me remember that boxing is a common pay-per-view event and that is much bloodier then a hanging. I say you charge 79.99 for the event and along with Saddam's Hanging you also get to witness the hanging of Chemical Ali as well. As an added bonus you will also get the footage of the bomb that took out Saddam's two sons over a year ago. And dont tell me that $79.99 is too high a price because ya know what...im guessing there wont be a house in America that wouldnt have this on. Saddam is partly responsible for our debt so that little fucker can help erase it.
