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the following is an excerpt from the Epic of Gilgamesh, from Ur about 6000 years ago “’Go set a trap; take back with you a fine lover, Shmhat, the sacred temple priestess, w ho might let him see what charm and force a woman has. Then as Enkidu comes again to the watery hole, let her strip in nearby isolation to show him all her grace. If he is drawn toward her, and leaves the herd to mate, his beasts on high will leave him then behind.’” “’Here he is, fine lover; to be set to wet him with your tongue and chest and loins. Spread forth your happiness. Display your hidden charm. Jump him fast and kneel upon his shoulders. Without his wind then, he’ll enter near your entrance. Take off your robe to let him in. Let him see what force a woman has. The friends he has from on wild will exile him if he presses his person, as he will, into your scented bush.’ Shamhth let her garments loose and spread forth her happiness, which enkidu entered as a wind god enters an open cavern’s mouth. Hot and swollen first, she jumped him fast, knocking out his rapid breath with thrust after loving thrust. She let him see what force a woman has, and he stayed within her scented bush for seven nights, leaping, seeping, weeping and sleeping there.”
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