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created on 02/28/2008  |  http://fubar.com/just-my-blog/b192923

CIVILIAN FRIENDS  vs  MILITARY FRIENDS

CIVILIAN FRIENDS:  get upset when you are too busy and coz of that don’t talk to them for a week.

MILITARY FRIENDS: are happy when you they see you again after many years and continue the conversation you both started earlier.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: never ask for food.

MILITARY FRIENDS: are the reason why you don’t have food in the kitchen

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: call you parents, Mister and Mrs.

MILITARY FRIENDS: call you parents, Mom and Dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: bail you out of police holding and tell you that what you did was wrong

MILITARY FRIENDS: Sit next to you in the cell and say: “damn, we are screwed..but boy did we have a good time didn’t we? “

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

MILITARY FRIENDS: cry along with you

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: keep the borrowed things for as long as they want

MILITARY FRIENDS: borrow your stuff and give it back to you a few days later.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you

MILITARY FRIENDS: can write a novel about you with your own quotations in it.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: will leave you behind if the majority wants that to happen

MILITARY FRIENDS: will kick butts of everyone in the majority who want to leave you behind

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: ring the doorbell

MILITARY FRIENDS: just walk in and shout: “Im home”.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: are your friend for a moment

MILITARY FRIENDS: are you friends for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: share a few fun memories with you

MILITARY FRIENDS: share a lifetime of memories with you, where no citizen had ever dared dream

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: take away your drink when they think you had enough

MILITARY FRIENDS: See you walk through the pub almost drunk and say: “You must finish drinking the rest..we waste nothing..thats alcohol about !”They will carry you home and put you safe in bed.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: will talk crap to people who talk crap about you.

MILITARY FRIENDS: will beat the white from the eyes of those who abuse your name.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: do nothing with this message.

MILITARY FRIENDS: will forward this.

 

 

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