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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00pm - prayer and medication to follow. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church Basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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