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christmas
created @ 12/6/2007 11:54 am
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Twas the night before christmas
And all through the house
Everybody felt shitty
Even the mouse

Mom at the whorehouse
And dad smoking grass
I'd just settle down
For a nice piece of ass

When out on the lawn'
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
To see what was a matter.

Then out on the lawn
I saw a big dick
I knew in a monment
It must be saint nick

He came down the chimey
Like a bad out of hell
I knew in a moment
The fucker had fell

He filled all stockings
With pretzels and beer
And a thounderous fart
The son of a bitch
Blew the chimney Apart

He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight
Piss on you all'
And a Hell Of A Night
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