Christmas Cookies
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
1 tbsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
Again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
Drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
Bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try
Another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and
Add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging
Fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the dried druit gets stuck in the
Beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check
For tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something . Who giveshz a sheet. Check
The Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
Table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Don't
Forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MIXTMAS
