**Christmas Songs For Shrinks**
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear
Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are!
Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!
Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Paranoia: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me
Mania: Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town
Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!
Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock
Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting On an Open Fire
Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away)
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