A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents'
house for Christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin
eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the
broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making
her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a
dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard
the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at
the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's
chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big
smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning
to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even
hesitate. She let a much louder and l onger rrrrrip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!"
A few minutes later the woman had to let another
rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She
let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from
her, before she shits on you!"
