Christian One Liners
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Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny;
they want the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your
church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?!
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A lot of church members who are singing
"Standing on the Promises"
are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross,
not the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions --
just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a person
is by what it takes to.......
discourage him.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
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If this e-mail blessed you in a profound
way today my Dear Friend,
PLEASE pass this along to
those in which you would like to see smile.
God bless all today, tomorrow and ALWAYS!
May God and His Son be with you from today on out!
