A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her
husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you
berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan try somethin I have heard about . Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want...Beef wiff Broccori?"