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chicken truck
created @ 01/10/2022 09:52 pm
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well folks, they finally let me out of jail. what happened you ask? well, it's all YOUR fault!!!

remember when i asked you folks what i should do live on fb and you suggested i jump off a bridge? well, i took your advice. i wanted to do it with a hang glider, but i couldn't afford to rent one, so i made one myself out of some old wire i had around here and some newspaper. that was my first mistake. my second mistake was choosing a bridge that goes over the highway...an overpass.

new years eve i headed out for my adventure with my new homemade hang glider. when i got to the bridge i was a little nervous, but i told you folks i'd do it, and i did! it didn't work out very well though. the hang glider didn't work as it should have and i ended up crashing on top of a trailer of a chicken truck! what's worse is i went through the roof, landed on some chickens and they died. now i'm being charged with first degree murder of those damn chickens.

so, i ask you folks, since you helped get me into this mess.....what do i do now???
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