35 Year Old
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Male
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From Chesterhill, OH·
Joined on February 23, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 6th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
35 Year Old
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Male
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From Chesterhill, OH·
Joined on February 23, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 6th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.
Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.
Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't!
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.
35 Year Old
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Male
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From Chesterhill, OH·
Joined on February 23, 2009
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on June 6th
·4 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
Hi there my new friend! I just came by to thank you for stopping by my page by leaving some Big Girl Luv on yours, so I rated and fanned you while I was here. I hope you are having an amazing weekend! Lots of Curvy Hugs and Luv for you.~Synful Syntra~
♥ Fan me too please. Thank you
