Ever been to a gay bar?!?!
Well, i did. First time in my life. And I'll admit I loved it.
From the second I got there to the scream of last call,
I was having fun, I was having a ball.
Never thought I could do it, go through with it.
But the ladies (and gentleladies) didn't ruin it.
I got on the dance floor and opened my mind.
and saw thing I thought I never before would find.
My virgin eyes were in for a shock,
Because the lady, that lady really does have a cock.
I was safe with friends who were having a blast,
but that safety would not last.
One was feeling tired, the other getting sick,
and the third was worried about getting some dick.
The thing is, it was a guy.
And he said that it was his time.
For him to go home and let the time fly.
My buddy and me would later agree,
that this was a great place to be.
I'm comfortable with who i am,
and no man is going to get that.......man!
Ever been to a gay bar, I now say I have.
But don't let the people there fool you,
Just because she has tits, doesn't mean she's not a man.
