First and foremost... I don't wanna hook up, have a booty call, or establish an online relationship. I DON'T CYBER OR HAVE PHONE SEX. Don't waste your time trying to convince me that you're the best ever. They both bore me. I prefer my "action" in real life. Don't waste my time or yours trying to convince me otherwise.
Don't add me to your friends list if you're only intent is to add to your ever increasing list of friends. If you're truly a bbw lover or if I pique your interest, I welcome you.
DO NOT ASK IF I HAVE NSFW PICS. If you can't see them now, then you won't. If you have to ask if you can be in my family, then you probably can't. Those I want in it, are in it already. My family list is reserved for very dear friends.
Don't friend me if you're only intent is to try to see my NSFW pics. I'll let you see them when AND IF I deem you worthy. I won't change my mind.
Call me a b*tch? Damn right. I'm 38 years old and live my life the way I want and control my Fubar the way I want.
If you add me and I don't hear from you again I will delete you. I'm not here for the popularity contest. I'm here to actually make friends.
I have the best fu-owner and fu-fiance. Stop by and show him some love.
I'm a ren faire & pirate junkie. Love em. Love to attend ren faires, portray a pirate, read about pirates, watch pirate movies. But I also just enjoy hanging out with friends.
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