"cheese" by Captain Legobot.
Captain Legobot
@ CherryTAP
She gave me cheese on Tuesday
For the heath of all her babies
And the rest were sent away
Because the lactose gave them mucus
Cheeseburgers are not kosher
But they do not taste peculiar
Because mustard is all yellow
And ketchup loves a bun
A ham sandwich sat aweepng
For its cheesy brethren
Who had all been eaten
In the lunch hour rush
So desultory the dairy
Matured milk is never happy
But is closer now to cheery
Because Cupcake thinks it’s great
[Your only the second girl I've written a song for. The last one dumped me. Hopefully not because of the song.]
