1. Fat people should remain fully clothed at all times
on web cam, and men with small penises should not show
themselves jerking off.
2. Stupid people should not breed.
3. Overly sensitive people and people with no sense of
humor should not be in a chat room.
4. No singing on the mic in voice chat.
5. No one asked you to be the DJ, we do not want to
hear your crappy music.
6. We should all be allowed regular potty breaks.
7. Do not ask us a/s/l, look on our profiles you lazy
person you, and if the information is not there, that
probably means we do not want to tell you.
8. Please refrain from making noises on the mic that
resemble the sound of you shoving the mic up your
bunghole, or any other bodily noises.
9. If you are stupid enough to respond to a bot,
kindly leave the room and save us all from your
stupidity (see rule #2)
10. large font=small penis. Any questions?
11. If you do not speak english, then go to a chat
room that speaks your language, please do not torment
us with your ali babba babble.
12. No one cares about your warped, twisted,
half-assed political views. (see rule #2)
13. If I wanted a lecture on morals, I would be on the
phone with my mother. If i wanted a lecture on
philosophy, I would be in class. Keep it to yourself.
14. If you feel you must insult me, please come up
with something more creative than fuck you slut,you're
fat, you're ugly, etc... and FYI- typing large in all
caps does not make it any more intimidating. (see
rule#10)
15. If you are just being stupid because you are desperate for attention, go see a shrink,or hire a prostitute, and don't bother us with your whiny pathetic life.
16. Please do not send anyone naked pictures of yourself unless they ask for them.
17. Please do not put pictures on your profile of you with strange foriegn objects shoved in your cooter, that is just gross.
18. Those who have delusions of grandeur have no business in a chat room. this is not your room, it is not your mic, leave us alone, and get back in your corner, and sit there untill you're told to come out!
19. If everyone in the room has put someone in voice chat on iggy except you, do not try to override that person by leaving your mic on, because then we still hear the fucktard we put on iggy through your mic, and this will only win you the next iggy award.
