*COUNTRY BITCHES R MY IDOLS*


"Country Bitches vs. City Bitches

A city bitch will take you where you need to go.
*A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it!

A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
*A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in".

A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out.
*A country bitch will just knock her out!!!

A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink.
*A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up!

A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down.
*A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it.

A city bitch wonders who your new man is.
*A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!

A city bitch thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
*A country bitch lets you know that was f***ed up, but I still love you ."

A city bitch expects you to always be there for them.
*A country bitch knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect shit.

A city bitch reads this e-mail, realizes that she is a city bitch and then deletes it.
*A country bitch passes this to her country bitches without thinking about it"