I want a guy who can make me laugh. This is very important to me. I have a sadistic sense of humor. Nothing is sacred. I want someone who will be genuine. Get to know me before you ask me out! Because if you take me to the movies to see a romantic comedy you will be playing the five knuckle shuffle all alone. I LOOOOOOVE a man with some fluff. Some delicious squeezable fluff. Well kept facial hair is SEXY and good tattoos make up for lack in other departments (no that was not a penis joke) I REALLY WANT A BIKER. But I don't see this happening any time soon! lol. Don't use lines or play games. I don't have time for it. I'll be your best friend and a better girlfriend you won't find ANYWHERE else on the planet, but fuck with me or my friends and I will snap you in half and laugh the entire time.

I've been told I'm evil. I love testing this theory :D





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