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Name:Chastine READ THE PROFILE OR DON'T BOTHER TALKING TO ME
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DO NOT ASK ME TO FUCK YOU, SUCK YOU, BLOW YOU, EXPOSE MYSELF TO YOU OR HAVE ANY OTHER IMAGINABLE FORM OF SEX WITH YOU. If I wanted anything to do with you sexually, I would ask you myself. My body is wholly reserved for one person, ME, and nothing you can say or offer will change that. Act like a fucking idiot and I will call you on it sparing NO sucker punches. I don't sugar coat and I DO NOT have time for your slick ass bullshit. Do not assume my intelligence. What I allow you to THINK I know, and what I truly know, are two very separate things. DO NOT lie to me. You will not get away with it. The company I keep is very elite. If I don't talk to you, there is a reason. Take the hint and jog on.

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I really dont enjoy "about me" sections. I like to think I have a little more substance to my personality than can be displayed in a small box on a website.


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Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketI love love love makeup! I don't always wear it but I love to buy it!

I have a serious addiction... to cartoons :)
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Whatever else you wanna know just ask, I'm not shy. However I do reserve the right to call you a fuck tard if you ask me something highly personal or inappropriate.
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I love old music but I will listen to anything good. My favorite band is The Red Hot Chili Peppers and has been since I was ten.
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I want a guy who can make me laugh. This is very important to me. I have a sadistic sense of humor. Nothing is sacred. I want someone who will be genuine. Get to know me before you ask me out! Because if you take me to the movies to see a romantic comedy you will be playing the five knuckle shuffle all alone. I LOOOOOOVE a man with some fluff. Some delicious squeezable fluff. Well kept facial hair is SEXY and good tattoos make up for lack in other departments (no that was not a penis joke) I REALLY WANT A BIKER. But I don't see this happening any time soon! lol. Don't use lines or play games. I don't have time for it. I'll be your best friend and a better girlfriend you won't find ANYWHERE else on the planet, but fuck with me or my friends and I will snap you in half and laugh the entire time.

I've been told I'm evil. I love testing this theory :D

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