Hello my friends. I have decided to drop out of college to become a farmer. I've put a great deal of thought into this, and it's what I want to do. I need a good woman to be my wife. She must be hard working, willing to relocate, and must own a tractor. Please send a picture...of the tractor.
Eat a peach...
Todd
OK, you know I'm kidding, right? LOL
