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I wrote a blog yesterday about my Auto 11's and lots of people came to help me and at this point i am down from over 1 mil to just over 438,000 points till Godmother!! WooHoo, you guys ROCK. Well i had been sent various messages and i was in the middle of answering them when ALL my messages disappeared !!!! So i have no sent messages and my inbox is empty. So, as i can't answer them all now please don't think i am ignoring you. My auto's will run till about 8 or 9pm tonight (UK) time so please stop by if you have a bit of spare time. Thanks so much and a HUGE 'thank you' to those who spent ages yesterday showing me love, it is very appreciated. Hugs Linda

Thank - you Barb

I want to say a HUGE 'thank you' to Barb for giving me my first Auto 11 in a bid to get me to Godmother by my birthday - December 15th. Barb you are a lovely, kind person and i am honoured and blessed to have your friendship. Please stop by and show this lady lots of love, she deserves it! ♥ ۞~ஐ~Barb~ஐ~۞♥
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@ fubar I would also like to thank Mary aka SimplyMe~Okiegirl for making my Auto 11 tag. Thanks so much Mary you are a good friend and a kind person. Please stop by Mary and give her lots of love too ~ she has auto 11's activated!! ♥SIMPLY ME♥ OKIEGIRL
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@ fubar I will be activating my Auto 11 around 9pm UK time and i will be using my Auto 11 tag as my profile pic so you know that i have activated it lol. Please stop by and help me level, show me lots and lots of love so that my lovely friend Barb hasn't wasted her money. I will return all love given ~ please private message me if you would like the love returned :o) so that i know who has helped and i know who to love back! A link to my profile: Celticrose ~ The Pegasus Project ~ Can i Godmother by my birthday??.No blank friend request accepted
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@ fubar Thanks for reading Hugs Lin x

Pic and stash update!

Hey!! Sorry i haven't been around much over the last week or so but i spent most of last week in bed and i'm still not too good this week :o( I've got a nasty virus but it's knocked out my diabetes control so i'm feeling doubly yukky!! I have uploaded some new pics and stash items to try and cheer myself up! The stash items are in my jokes and dunno sections and the pics are in the albums that have (new) in the title. But if you haven't been near my pics for ages there are probably loads of 'new' ones for you to see .......lol. Please stop by and leave love. Hope your week is going well and i hope to be back to my old self soon!! Take care of you! Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hugs Linda xx
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams, These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie, If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets. Happy Gardening. (This is too funny not to share!)
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 36 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... .and wash your hands!

A joke......

To brighten up your day lol This is a story about A Fly, a Fish, a Bear A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat. There is a moral to this story...... In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream. The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular, 'Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist From the water and I will be refreshed.' There was a fish in the water thinking, 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him.' There was a bear on the shore thinking, 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches That fish will jump for the fly... And I will grab the fish!!' It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... 'Gosh,' he thought, 'if that fly goes down three inches... And that fish leaps for it... That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch.' Now, you probably think this is Enough activity on one river bank, But I can tell you there's more.... A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, 'Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches... And that fish jumps for that fly.. And that bear grabs for that fish.. The dumb hunter will shoot the bear And drop his cheese sandwich.' A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, (as was fashionable to do on the banks of this particular river around lunch time) 'Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches.. And that fish jumps for that fly And that bear grabs for that fish And that hunter shoots that bear.. And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich . Then I can have mouse for lunch.' The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the fish.. The hunter shoots the bear.. The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse.. The mouse ducks... The cat falls into the water and drowns. NOW, The Moral Of The Story.... Whenever a fly goes down three inches, Some pussy's gonna be in serious danger. didn't see that one coming, did you?

Some quirky facts ......2

Here is the other half ....lol 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. The term "the whole 9 yards" came from W.W.II fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards." Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

Some quirky Facts ........1

Hi As my stash is over the new limit of 1000,and i got fed up of deleting enteries one by one to make room for new stuff, i thought i would do a blog to share with you something i received in an email. Enjoy! The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33 Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts-Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

A Huge Thank You

Hey there! As most people will know from my last blog i had been stuck on henchman for ages due to looking after my mum and not having much time on here. But, due to some amazing friends and even people i don't know, i have leveled!! WooHoo!! So i just wanted to post this blog and say a public 'thank you' and say how much i realy appreciated all your help. So, thank you: Metal Sandy tn_321870191.jpg Summer tn_3405956082.jpg Gypsysoul (whom i am really going to miss) tn_2437593182.jpg Vicki tn_978170155.gif Cindragon tn_1965421056.jpg Karen tn_2823746010.jpg Barb tn_3904810315.jpg And there are a whole host of other people whom i don't personally know who gave up their time to help me. Apologies and hugs to anyone who helped me but isn't listed here. I realy appreciate all your time and efforts. If there's anything i can do for you, please call on me. Hugs Linda xx

I need help .......

Hi As you may know i have spent the last few months looking after my mum who has been fighting cancer for the second time in 4 years. As a result, my time on here has been very limited due to all my other commitments as well as looking after mum. But when i have been online i have rated and commented various other people as well as made tags and so on. I have been stuck at Henchman for a long,long time and a friend suggested i make a 'bombing' folder and do a blog/bully to ask for help. So here i am, for the first time ever asking for your help to help me level. I have made a folder for bombing which contains 5 different pictures so you can have a choice lol.Here is a link to the folder: tn_2019871009.jpg Thank you so much for your help in advance. Hugs Linda aka celticrose
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