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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

celibacy.abstinence.

dictionary.com's definitions suck ass. just thought you should know that. pet peeve of the day... when talking to persons who say they're practicing celibacy...then in the same breathe they say they have sex with themselves as much as possible. uhm. no. here. have some wikipedia...and get an effin clue ya douchebagged moron Celibacy implies chastity and complete sexual abstinence and is probably the strongest English word for the sexless state. see the key word there? yes thats right its SEXLESS which includes sex with yourself...which isnt really sex btw...asshat. what you're doing is abstinence. Abstinence is a voluntary forbearance from indulging a desire or appetite for certain bodily activities that are widely experienced as giving pleasure. Most frequently, the term refers to abstention from sexual intercourse, which is also temporary. see the difference? dont use those terms loosely. just have the guts to say...im not getting any so im not giving any...or ive been dicked over alot so im taking a break. celibacy implies a vow. you're not vowing. you're complaining and bitching. theres a difference. *growls* see now...ive taken a vow of celibacy. which includes no self touching. why? cuz sometimes shit just gets old... sometimes when talking to a person of the opposite sex its nice just to be able to talk and have conversations with intelligence or not...without being expected to drop your panties and scream some name ya might not remember later anyway. sure that may sound slutty but yannow what? in all actuality...its not...cuz if a person is just being used for a sexual act...and later this becomes apparent...why would you want to remember that particular moment anyway? so yeah. the minimal allotment for a vow of any value is one year. so i figure if after a year the people i talk to are still around then maybe they're worth their salt...and maybe i'll renew the vow after a year...cuz i wont be willing to take a chance that people stuck around just to get a panty dropper...and no its not conceit cuz believe me im faaaar from 'all that'...im just not willing to take the chance...cuz im worth more than that. i deserve more than that. and so does everyone else. and sure other people might not see their own value...but that doesnt mean i dont see mine. deal with it...or hit the road its my choice...you're not required to agree with it or even disagree with it...in fact...in all actuality? i could care less about your opinion. *shrug* how about them apples? tschuess
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