Dear Friends and Online Community,
It has come to my attention that you have participated in acts in an attempt to "bring sexy back." To date, substantial prrof has not been provided that the "sexy" in questions was at any time in your possession.
Allegations claiming that "them other boys don't know how to act" are entirely unsupported and irrelevant.
As you neither asked for nor recieved permission to use the Work as the basis for "operation: sexyback," nor to make or distribute copies, including electronic copies, of same, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 U.S.C Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.
If you are able to prove the "sexy" in question did indeed belong to you, all charges will be dropped. In the event evidence is not provided, I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from your attempt to "bring sexy back," and all copies, including electronic copies, of same. If I have not recieved an affirmative response from you by 11/22/2007 indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall take further actions against you. All violators will be taken to the bridge. Go ahead, be gone with it.
Yours Truely,
MAVisFANTASTIC
