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caught out
created @ 08/10/2007 12:07 pm
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just got this in an email,lol
A man went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off from his
penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the
ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum
jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.


Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
penis.

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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