CATHOLIC GASOLINE
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a filling station was just a block away. She
walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned
out, but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to
wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and
spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it
with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across
the street.
One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning
Catholic."
