camaroric's blog: "morals"

I was in the store the other day chatting with a buddy, we were talking about cars, when his wife walked up, stood there, put her hands on her hips, and blurted out these words, oh come on ladies, you all got to admit being guilty of that, I can see those smiles!!!
she said in true style, “I just don’t understands what it is about, GUYS AND THEIR CARS” now remember that was my best bitchy voice… I tried…
So it got me to thinking…hmmm…
Well ladies, I might have an answer? as you know men are very simple type creatures, right? We don’t have many wants but we do have some needs, here’s a few, roof over our head, someone to bed, and damn it time to get fed! And we are notorious for turn anything into sex, Yep, I’m guilty of that! So remember that! See, pretty simple, huh?…
But guys and Cars, hmmm, there’s just that something about them, just listen to the words we use…
We can “bore ‘em“, we can “stroke ‘em“, we can “pump ‘em“, we can “inject em“, and let me check my breathe! Whoa ! You know where I’m going with this…and you don’t want to get me started on the “rear ends“…
So… yes I guess you could call it a love affair,but remember we that we do love beautiful things… like you ladies!!! But there is one difference between a BEAUTIFUL CAR and a VERY BEAUTIFUL LADY
CARS DON’T COMPLAIN!!!
Just a mans thoughts…bye now

and as a female friend wrote in my comments "CARS DRIVE-WOMEN RIDE....thanks malta,love it!!!...