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blazintommyd's blog: "CARDS"

created on 07/07/2011  |  http://fubar.com/cards/b342201

The Natural and Mundane Spreads

The Old Soul. One idea is that the old soul is there to guide the young souls

Like, no tommy, don't be sad that these things you complain about in your other blogs like bad luck with your cock, turn out the way they do; you already did all that stuff when your soul was younger and if the 'powers that be' allowed you to continue with all of these awesome ecstatic pleasures, then no one would pay any attention to Rupert Murdoch and you'd never get around to any of thisĀ  Old
groovy Soul stuff - that's what Saturn is all about; but tommy we gave you Jupiter too, so you're lucky in other ways you know to make it fair. So don't be a schmuck, find the fairness, it's always there you just have to look. So don't get pissed off because you went the wrong way in the mundane fucking maze and got into all of this shit. Whether you did or they did it, some of that stuff is just so fucked up it's not worth expending your mortality on, so in that regard, there's better choices to be made.

So one of the aspects I find appealing about the card system is the idea that the natural spread got all fucked up by all of this mundane bullshit.

ThisĀ  flavor zooms internal with
delightful analytical inversions !!

(1) Biblical Metaphors - like the Garden of Eden - one day God created this perfectly pristine state, where there was no Heterosexuality !!, and then the fucking Debil cum around with his gotdam 'snake', drove Evie ass crazy, showed her all the tricks and then passed the whole fucking schlemiel on to poor innocent Adam and O boy there goes the neighborhood

(2) What came 1st the chicken or the egg? Dick Jane and Sally came 1st, actually they all came at the same time - No !! Sally came 1st - you filthy little thing you - but decided to adopt a Peter Pan fetish - and while avoiding the duties and responsibilities imposed upon Eisenhower-Comstock American adulthood ... suspended on wires ... observed. So Sally is hip. She is cruising above looking down and able to see behind all of the mundane machinations and obscuratta.

We never know - but have a pretty good idea - that most things in life - aside from the basic elements - are the works of people and now they're even fucking up the weather !!

This started out like a Cocteau film and ended like one from Anger.

Planetray Relationships

The most useful part of this card system, at least for me, is the determination of who is in your spread - that is - whom you have a connection with or as the card people say "a planetary relationship".This is easy to determine. 1st find your birthcard

CARD TABLE page 3

Let's say it's the King of Diamonds: ruled by the Mars row whose individual ruler is Venus.

CARD TABLE page 2

The spread is read one way only - viz., from right to left beginning with the Mars row and goes like this: the 6 of hearts is the Mercury card, the 4 of Clubs is the Venus card and so on until the Neptune Card which is the 4 of Spades. But the relations also include all of the cards above and below in the Venus column as well as those on both diagonals.

Various books are available which provide profiles for each card. These are based upon the numerological significance of the particular card as well as what is regarded as characteristics attributed to the ruling planets

The Tables appearing below provide general characteristics attributed to the Numbers and Planets

numbers and thunders page 1

numbers and thunders page 2

numbers and thunders page 3


There is also a lot of information via the link provided in my 1st blog entry under this topic

Start Here

When I was a young man, yanked out of the spiritual purity delivered to me by LSD thence misled by Jimmy Cracker and the various evils of DW Griffith, Capitalism and Christianity, I used to browse used book stores like others browsed through antient and musty parchments before me, in the attempt to find the secrets to the foundation of the universe, wealth, how to make pacts with the devil, whatever it took to acquire cars, pussy and all of the things Madison Avenue told us we had to have, along with Las Vegas, sizzling steaks, Elvis Presley hairdo and whatever the fuck else

One of the interesting things I came across was a system of cards presented in a book by Edith L. Randall entitled "Your Place in the Cards"

This was great, it had a Pyramid, an Eye !! the whole Egyptian, Eye of Horus schtick. O Lordy this must be the Devil !! let me open a vein on that Motherfucker, O please Missa Debil take mah blood and gimme some a that pussy and lots and lots a money so I kin buy me more !!

This was around the time Jimmy Cracker was being hyped by Hunter S.Thompson in "Rolling Stone" magazine and wherever else Democrats who hated the Kennedys bought space - as the Great WHITE saviour of the American Way, hey here comes Keith Moon in his nazi unifirm is it any wonder no one was getting the Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again" ... maybe not even them !! So naturally DW Griffith's "Birth of a Nation" where the KKK saves the poor helpless Southern white men from the Nigras stealing their white women, Congress - drinking booze right there on the Senate floor O Lordy !! So all of the Adolf Hitler schtick was being necromancized by the Sex Pistols and other 'Vicious' brutal and fucked up 'alternatives' to Free Love, Peace, Happiness &c which was purportedly destroying America while the 'alternatives' continue to be mindlessly mimicked today because it's chic to be a whore and no one has any fucking brains anymore they've all been censored out of existence - O please Madame Blavatsky save us, bring us guns, cocaine S & M Ritalin, Child suicides, drive by shootings, murder innocent farmers in Afghanistan, Viet nam wherever the fuck we can to prove how 'free' America is to fucking kill maim and destroy - fucking kick (kiss) ass and Rock (cock) on - like their capitalist corporations are again doing now to Japan with their obsolete and never improved nuclear reactors - why improve them when it's so profitable to not; ain't that what they's a teachin ya in skool - anything but peace and love.

So apparently Aleister Crowley did find Kunrath's Secrets to the foundation of the Universe - White Supremacy - Britian needed an alternative to the inevitability of Communism. If only our companies that are built upon the exploitation of human misery and suffering can be protected in prosperity unti we die and our progeny can have all kinds of shit others can't ... and there was Adolf Hitler Thule and his adoption of Crowley's Book of Magick the Swastika, the SS the whole fucking 9 yards; but don't blame Crowley he's been dead since 1947 blame the assholes you still elect to office trying to maintain an ethos that should have never been established in the 1st place long after it hasn't a snow ball's chance in hell AND the white folk sucked it right up like they always do - women going crazy over that Spoonful - let's go to some country where the dollars are worth so much more and turn all of the women into whores that way we can own them. God Bless America it needs it

So anyway through all of that crazy shit which they're still doing now and even got a Black guy to be leader of the whole fucking mess - anything to keep it going so the kids have 200 acres, a guarnteed degree from Yale whatever - here's this card system that I found rather fascinating - and after Crowley's suggestion to mankind - hey, try it scientifically, or as i came to his work through George Ohsawa who was really big on empirical knowledge - viz., try it and see what happens

There are 4 seasons, 4 suits; 13 cards in each suit 13 weeks in each season; 52 weeks in the year 52 cards and 366 pips - one for the leap year. 1st there's the "natural spread" which simply begins with the Ace of Hearts (laid out from right to left in a 7 x 7 Tableau) - look at it as days or look at it as planets or maybe you'll find something else; but whatever it goes like this: Hearts for Spring (Wands in Tarot) Clubs for Summer (Cups) Diamonds for Fall (Pentacles) and Spades for Winter (Swords)

The mystical, great Goo Ga Mooga thingy is in twhat is referred to as "the quadration ofd the deck", which produces what is referred to as, "The Mundane Spread". Being 52 cards in the deck and a Joker, The 3 cards left over are placed above the Tableau known as "The Crown Cards".

The Birth Card Table is kind of interesting (see depiction below) this is where you look up your birthcards

CARD TABLE page 3

Additional Mathematical and Historical Background/Basis of this system may be found here.

Oracle Cards

The thing to remember once you finally cast off the shackles of slavery - I just opened your cell door, slip away before your Gaoler gets back - is that you can classify anything any way you want. For those that still hate the Orient that's what Aristotle consciously proved. And finally, you can do anything you want too; there are consequences but they're in life - which begins at birth and ends at death no matter how your White Christian authories try to redefine it. Of course you can believe anything too. America's contribution to humanity and the corollary to Aristotle - Pandora !! o Lordy :p

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