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Calories Burned During Sex: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.....................................12 Calories Without her consent............................2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.................................. 8 Calories With one hand...................................12 Calories With your teeth.................................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection......................................6 Calories Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................................12 Calories 69 lying down......................................78 Calories 69 standing up...................................812 Calories Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories Doggy Style......................................326 Calories Italian chandelier..........................2,912 Calories ORGASMS: Real.............................................112 Calories Fake........... ...............................1,315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years.......................................36 Calories 30-39 years.......................................80 Calories 40-49 years......................................124 Calories 50-59 ye ars...................................1,972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories 70 and over........................Results are still pending DRE SSING AFTERWARDS Calmly..........................................32 Calories In a hurry.......................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories These results may vary. THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD.. Right now, as you read this, 60 Million Americans are having SEX, and you're on the computer!!!
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