Calmly, I sip on on rum so sweet.
The good kind: robust in flavor and red in color.
They scold my delight because they don't know.
Oh, how I long for it!
And yet I'm afraid because I love it so!!
It consumes me like the fire from the flames of hell.
No, I got it under control!!
I don't need it, I just like it...a lot!!
If you try to take my red rum from me,
I will stop you.