A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything, I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, lets see what we can do about that; #1 you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too."
"Okay," the nun says, "pull into the next alley."
He does and she fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the road the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me Sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's okay, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party"
