well i'm all moved in, and when i first got here i thought the house was this tiny little thing from the outside. it looks like a little corner shop that you would see just walking down the street. then we pulled into the garage and went inside. HOLY SHIT!!! this place is huge and wide open. there is a shit load of storage room too. the whole downstairs is devoted to rock and roll. i talking concert posters, autographs, ticket stubs, and drum heads all signed. and mixed in with all that is artwork... painting drawing, oil pastels, stained glass, painted monkies, glass heads. all kinds of colorfull wierd eccletic stuff. hell there's even slot machines! upstairs there's this one room devoted to a make-shift art studio/guest room. thats connected to the deck thingy, which you can basically walk around the entire house.... on the roof. it's really fucking cool. my room is nice too, it's big, has a gigantic bed, more storage, and it has my favorite painting that my grandfather did..... the little mouse.... plus it has a skylight that you can close.
ok let me tell you about the animals..... first there's dexter.... the amazon parrot..... squaking, whistling, weird ass noises that sound like a phone and some that sound like chewie from star-wars. but if he likes you he'll let you pet him... if not he'll bite the shit out of your hand.
then there's tiffany the very much blind poodle thing. since she's blind she'll run around like the hyper lil thing that she is and run straight in a wall or some random object, then will proceed to bark and growl at it till it gets out of her way or she gets bored. she is a very vocal animal. next when it's time to eat her food... you have to put her in front of it so she can find it..... she will bark at it till it has been completely dominated by her growls and barks, the she will finally shut up and eat it.
last but not least is dusty the other strange lil poodle thing. well all in all he's very lovable, and usually loves people. well i took him for a walk this morning and a few people walked by us, he let the white kids pet him he let the chinese guy pet him.... but when the black guy walked by dusty freaked out. he started barking and growling, then started to show his teeth. i picked him up really fast so he wouldnt bite the guy, then apoligized for the dogs behavior. so basically the dog is a racist!..... another strange quark of his is that he's a very nervous dog. and when he gets nervous he farts. i'm not talking one of those "poof" doesnt smell kind, i'm talking about those "BOOM!" i think my nose is going to rot off kind. and the worst part of it is that he will smell it himself and get even more nervous because he smells it and do it again.
well thats pretty much the sum up of the first day here....
i start working with my aunt in her warehouse in i think 1 or 2 days, then after i'm done helping her out i go out and get a regular job. either macy's or whatever. get my permit back then i have to go to driving school. they are crazy ass driver up here.
