Subject: Burning Questions
Body: can you cry under water
why does a round pizza come in a square box
do the alphabet and twinkle little star have the same tune
if corn oil is made of corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables what's baby oil made from
why are you in a movie and but you're on TV
why are we "head over heels" when we're happy
isn't that the way we normaly are
why can goofy stand and pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs
why doesn"t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head
why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face but stick their heads out the window during a car ride
if you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth
why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle
do penquins have knees
why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways
why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it's coming on
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
when bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets
why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours
If you only have one eye, are u blinking or winking
why don't you ever see baby pigeons
why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light
